Ahhh...The Splendor of Autumn

Isn't this the best time of year!! The crisp air and dropping leaves are amazing, but my favorite thing has to be the never ending political commercials.

Seriously, I wish the television networks could put more of these 30 second bursts of gospel truths back-to-back-to-back. They bring me so much hope for our future.

I mean saying things like, "I will work for you. And, I will end crime," make me feel warm and fuzzy. There is no need to explain HOW they plan to accomplish that. And obviously, if a politician says they will end crime, there will no longer be a need to even lock your doors at night. In fact, you can just forget about a bank...just leave your cash in piles on your front porch. How convenient!!! Politicians really have a way of getting things done for us and do so with GREAT efficiency!

You know what would be really great! I think someone should spend a fortune for a half-an-hour infomercial! I think 30 minutes during prime time would cost something like $1,000,000 per network, and I can't imagine a better place to invest the money.

And a special thank you to Obama and McCain for insightful and honest advertising. Americans are surely in good hands with either of you!


Just another insightful day Being Billingsley...