The Adventures of Super Girl

I had the pleasure of being able to sit down and chat with Super Girl to get to know the girl behind the mystery:

Mommy: "Super Girl, help us to understand you better. What is it that you do?"

Super Girl: "Well, Super Girl flies around and she hits people."

Mommy: "Fascinating stuff. Tell me...why does Super Girl have to hit people?"

Super Girl: "Well, sometimes when people sneak up behind you, you have to hit them."

Mommy: "Indeed. You also apparently need to wear your new snow boots to do it. Super Girl, what do you superheroes eat?

Super Girl: "Mostly just people food. We don't eat dog food or anything because dog food is for dogs.

Mommy: "Thanks for clearing that up. Where do you live, Super Girl?"

Super Girl: "I live by myself... without a mommy or anything."

Mommy: "Interesting. You know, Super Girl I find that hard to believe in light of how clean and fresh smelling that cape is. Do you have time for another question?"

Super Girl: "No."

And with that, she hurried away for some superhero business. .. hitting her father.


Just another day with Super Girl and Being Billingsley...