Happy Second Birthday Lila!

I should have know from the beginning, you were trouble...

Instantly, you were a prodigy when it came to persuading others to do just exactly what you wanted.

"Hey Dude, I don't think you need that finger right now, and it sure would help me get to sleep... Sooooo, I'll take that."

1 day old

I got a little hope that you I may be able to talk you into doing things when you were willing to let your mother put that stupid bow on your bald head.

Now, I know you're a genius, and you just LET me believe I was talking you into it. You allowed it to take place because you knew I would feel terrible later for making you look like a fool. You have the ammunition and are just waiting for the right opportunity to use it... My guess is you are perfectly positioned for that new car when you turn 16.

1 Year

It seems that as your hair has grown so have your powers. You've honed your craft and should teach some kind of class.... just do me a favor and don't share you abilities with government officials. They've talked us into plenty.


Lila, you are gorgeous and hilarious! I am so thankful to be your Mommy. Happy birthday Baby!

Just another day grown' up and Being Billingsley...